Monday, June 30, 2008

Ill Advised Things To Say In Court

Well if stabbing a man makes me guilty, i'm guilty!

Furthermore, while we have no evidence, he does look a bit rapey

And i put it to you, m'lad, that that child is sexy!

How could she have seen my face? I was wearing a ballekalava

Your Honour, that wig looks really gay

I would like to present my own defence. Through the medium of dance!

So, if i'm found not guilty, can i keep all the stuff i stole?

Will this take long? I'm meeting a boat from Colombia at 9

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