Well if stabbing a man makes me guilty, i'm guilty!
Furthermore, while we have no evidence, he does look a bit rapey
And i put it to you, m'lad, that that child is sexy!
How could she have seen my face? I was wearing a ballekalava
Your Honour, that wig looks really gay
I would like to present my own defence. Through the medium of dance!
So, if i'm found not guilty, can i keep all the stuff i stole?
Will this take long? I'm meeting a boat from Colombia at 9
Monday, June 30, 2008
A Blog About Blogging? Madness!
That's right people! This blog is all about blogging and what it can do for you! So this post o' mine's gonna be full of bloggage related things!
Blogging is like free therapy and an excellent stress release all rolled into one big ball of blog! You can talk about anything here and no one can stop you. You can talk about illegally betting on midget fights, about punting your little brother across the bedroom, about being sea sick, about a movie, about frollicking through a field of flowers. In slow motion, of course. There's no other way to frollic through a field of flowers, now is there? Anyway, i digress slightly.
Blogging is addictive. It's like a free drug with no paranoia, withdrawals, cold sweats, or fluffy pink elephants flying around your room wearing tutus. Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad, m'kay. Every time you feel the urge to do drugs, blog! It's cheaper and healthier!
Alright! That's it! No more digressing! It's like i've become horribly digressed in a freak digressing accident! Basically, blogging is good, drugging is bad. That's the main thing to take away from this post, i guess. Blogging serves all manner of purposeses(yes, i did notice the spelling, it was intentional) such as online banking, or reviewing, and it's one of the few interweb related things that's free from porn so it's safe for little Timmy to take part in it! For now.........
Blogging is like free therapy and an excellent stress release all rolled into one big ball of blog! You can talk about anything here and no one can stop you. You can talk about illegally betting on midget fights, about punting your little brother across the bedroom, about being sea sick, about a movie, about frollicking through a field of flowers. In slow motion, of course. There's no other way to frollic through a field of flowers, now is there? Anyway, i digress slightly.
Blogging is addictive. It's like a free drug with no paranoia, withdrawals, cold sweats, or fluffy pink elephants flying around your room wearing tutus. Kids, don't do drugs. Drugs are bad, m'kay. Every time you feel the urge to do drugs, blog! It's cheaper and healthier!
Alright! That's it! No more digressing! It's like i've become horribly digressed in a freak digressing accident! Basically, blogging is good, drugging is bad. That's the main thing to take away from this post, i guess. Blogging serves all manner of purposeses(yes, i did notice the spelling, it was intentional) such as online banking, or reviewing, and it's one of the few interweb related things that's free from porn so it's safe for little Timmy to take part in it! For now.........
WANTED
Having literally just got in the door from WANTED I felt the need to do this instant review while it's still fresh in my head. WANTED is good. Very good. Not great, but very good. Well, it's better than good. If there's a word for something that's in between good and great, like, maybe, grood, then WANTED is it. It's full of everything any male could ever want from a movie: slow motion bullet time, guns, more guns, blood, violence, and Angelina Jolie. These things alone make WANTED worth watching, even if you have never, ever, even once heard anything about it.
The plot follows the hapless, boring, everyday protagonist Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) and his life takes a huge turn into the adrenaline fuelled life of an assassin when he comes in contact with head assassin Sloan(Morgan Freeman) and the feisty Fox(Angelina Jolie). I don't want to give too much of the plot away because i just hate doing that. People who spoil movies are worse than the people who talk during them. Or slurp their drink. Well, you know what they say. The darkest depths of hell are reserved for murderers and people who talk in the cinema.
WANTED is definitely worth going to see. It's hit and miss for different people but everyone should at least give it a shot. You may or may not regret it but it's still one of those things you just shouldn't let slip by. Watch it, and form your own opinions.
I give WANTED a strong 7/10
The plot follows the hapless, boring, everyday protagonist Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy) and his life takes a huge turn into the adrenaline fuelled life of an assassin when he comes in contact with head assassin Sloan(Morgan Freeman) and the feisty Fox(Angelina Jolie). I don't want to give too much of the plot away because i just hate doing that. People who spoil movies are worse than the people who talk during them. Or slurp their drink. Well, you know what they say. The darkest depths of hell are reserved for murderers and people who talk in the cinema.
WANTED is definitely worth going to see. It's hit and miss for different people but everyone should at least give it a shot. You may or may not regret it but it's still one of those things you just shouldn't let slip by. Watch it, and form your own opinions.
I give WANTED a strong 7/10
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